Tips for Models

I am writing this as a fashion designer who works with models regularly and who is often asked to lend clothes for shoots. I'm not saying I'm an expert on modeling by any means, but here are a few points which will be important to you at some time.
I am aiming this mainly at amateur/ alternative/ pin-up/ fetish models.


BE COPYRIGHT AND CREDITS SAVVY
Remember that the copyright of photos always belong to the photographer unless written otherwise in a contract.
You can pay for the studio, models, clothes, stylists, even the photographer himself but unless you have a contract saying that you will own or part own the copyright, it will still automatically belong to him (unfair as this may seem).
A contract to change this can be written even in email form which states that the copyright will be shared equally between eg photographer/ model/ clothes designer etc. or solely for eg model/ clothes designer only.

If you agreed to always give the photographer/ clothing company/ make-up artist, etc a credit when using the photos then you must always do this. If you give the pictures to a eg website/ magazine and they don't want to give these people credits then the website/ magazine cannot use the pictures- simple. Magazines will more than likely say no to credits when you first ask for them but you must insist on them or else legally the magazine should not be using the pictures.

You must abide by the contract you agreed whether you are disgruntled by this later on or not. Even an agreement by email can be used as a legal document and you are breaking a contract by not abiding by its terms.

I know clothing companies/ photographers/ make-up artists etc who look at models' portfolios and if they see the models are lax on giving credits on their pictures then they have nothing to do with them. It isn't worth their time and money making you look good only to be given no acknowledgement afterwards.
Some models complain "But they don't give me a credit!" The answers to this are:
1) Your face is in the picture. It's easy to see it is you.
2) If it wasn't agreed in the initial contract they don't have to. If it was agreed in the contract they do have to.

You may be asked to sign a release form by the photographer. Don't blindly sign this as they all have different terms. This should say who can use the photos after the shoot and under what conditions (eg model can use photos but only on her own website. They are not to be to be used on any other website).
It may also say if they are going to be sold on later and who earns the money from these.
It may be best to ask the photographer before the shoot day whether there will be a release form to sign and ask to see a copy so you can go over it and thrash out terms and conditions before the day of the shoot.

STYLING
Aim for perfection in your appearance. I know this may sound obvious to most but some models will even do a shoot with a hole in their stockings. Maybe they don't think it matters or hope the photographer will do photoshop on it afterwards but I find this a very bad attitude.
If you can do your own make-up and hair, photographers will love you. Practice a few make-up looks to perfection. Have at least 1 properly styled hairdo in your repertoire (not just a ponytail).
Bring along a few pairs of shoes which will match different outfits (especially if you have smaller or bigger feet than average).
If your skin is not perfect then use body make-up. (allow body make-up time to dry thoroughly before putting on your clothes or it might stain). Nude tights are a good cover-up.
If you are having a bad facial skin day consider that it may be better to call off the shoot. People can be understanding that way so don't be embarrassed.
If you are wearing stockings or tights bring a few pairs in case of runs.

PHOTO SIZES & QUALITY
When you are sending out photos by email to tout yourself make sure they are low resolution and medium sized. I have had photos sent to me which take about 10 minutes to download because the file sizes are huge. Also, I've received pictures where I need to scroll down 2 screens to see the top to the bottom of the photo.
If you don't understand about this subject then learn. You don't want to irritate people as soon as they have clicked on your email.

EMAILS
Often emails will be the only point of contact between me and a model. Try to come across well in these.
If you have written an email which is 10 lines long, consider the fact you may need a full stop or a comma at some point. Please use Spellcheck and grammar check when sending emails. Some native english speaking models send emails that look like they only know Swahili. It doesn't make a good impression. I'm not being a snob but it makes the model look stupid or she is not that bovvered. Stupid, unbovvered models don't look after clothes, don't read contracts etc.
Equally, don't sign emails with nonsense like "Sparkles and Glitter'. Save that for your audience. I am thinking of entering into a contract with you or sending expensive clothes to you. I don't want to do this with a bimbo.
Change the subject line of the email when you change the subject of the email. Obvious? No, seemingly not but it is helpful to me who receives hundreds of emails a day.

BORROWING CLOTHES FROM SHOPS OR DESIGNERS
If you want to borrow clothes for a shoot then here are a few recommendations:
1) Give the company enough time to source them/ make them. Keep in mind the time for postage or courier.
2) Generally the clothing company pays for postage to you and you pay for postage back. (especially if you asked to borrow them in the first place). Don't be asking them to pay for taxes incurred at your end if you asked for the clothes.
3) Save the fantasy vital statistics for your website and give us your correct measurements please.
4) Don't be greedy. Don't be asking for the most expensive things they sell or for new designs to be made for you until you have developed a good relationship with the designer or shop.
5) Be careful with make-up/ hairsprays/ food etc getting on the clothes and ruining them. If the make-up artist is not taking care of the clothes then you have to. Wear a cape or towel over your shoulders while doing make-up.
6) If you ruin the clothes or lose them you have to pay for them. The companies may not ask for full payment but they are within their rights to ask so don't get angry with them if they do so. If you can't afford to pay to replace them an offer to make it up somehow and a genuine apology can go a long way.

POSING
Don't say to the photographer "How shall I stand? What shall I do with my hands?" It annoys them and quite rightly so. He can guide you but he needs some starting positions from you.
Yes, it's cheesy and you don't have to let anyone know but you should practice your poses in a mirror before shoots. Practice your body poses and facial expressions.

CONTACT
Photographers, fashion designers, etc can be busy people and receive loads of emails every day. If you don't receive a reply don't be disheartened. I think it is fair to send another email in a few months time to jolt their memory if they haven't responded or have shown some interest but with no follow-up.
Don't also bombard them with messages on Facebook, myspace, twitter etc. If they haven't got time to answer 1 email, they won't have time to answer 1 email and several messages on networking sites and your calls and text messages.

Don't make people have to log into myspace, join a new website, etc to be able to see pictures of you. Make it super easy for them to do so.
Don't set your social networking sites to private !!! (why do people do this?)

If people don't want to work with you please don't take this is a personal attack. It may just be that they don't have appropriate shoots coming up for you or your look doesn't suit their style. It doesn't mean they think you have a bad look, it just isn't a suitable look for them at that time.
Or, as is often the case with alternative models, they are not a standard size for clothing samples and the company are too busy to make new samples for models they don't know for pictures they may never receive.
I know it can be upsetting to get a 'No Thanks' email but instead of using your energies to get upset, use them to spur you on to get great pictures elsewhere and make them eat their 'No Thanks'!

HAPPY MODELING! xxx

Valentine's Party

I announced on my Twitter and Facebook that Barbara Cartland would be compering the next Yes,Yes,Yes! show. As the Queen of Romance she would be the most delightful person to greet our guests and give advice on love and life in general. Some people were very impressed and excited that she was coming.
Sadly, I failed to realise that most people did not know that madame Cartland was no longer on this mortal sphere and so I had to go back on and explain this. It made me titter however we are having Barbara with us in spirit and we ARE having a Ms Cartland MC. Please feel free to bring your favourite Barbara Cartland novels along for her to sign in the foyer.

BUT we do have some very special guests in our show:

Boldo has been a regular performer at The Flash Monkey's nights. His acrobatic grace and skills have seen him working with the likes of Take That on tour and filming with Beyoncé. A leader in his field, we are very lucky to have him at our Valentine's Show. He will be performing 'Pierrot Lovers' with his partner.


Gentry de Paris- Famed for her own opulent Parisian burlesque shows most notably, her lavish revue in September at the mythical Casino de Paris starring Dita Von Teese. This beautiful show was years in the making and set a new standard in burlesque. Gentry's stunning performance is seen in the photo above.


The Organ Grinders- Matt Ratcliffe, John O'Lee, Colbert Hamilton and David Wilson.
David Wilson owns the The Flash Monkey Shows in London.  His spectacular cabaret and burlesque shows are performed to all live music. Before that David was the main founding partner of the famous Whoopee Club. David Wilson has been the man who has pushed the boundaries of modern cabaret shows and the majority of current shows have all been influenced by him.

The Organ Grinders are a band who formed due to their mutual, compelling passion for essentially, but not exclusively, 'Roots music'. The members revel in some of their favourite styles- Shuffle, Bump 'n Grind, Rumba Rhythms & ripping Blues riffs but add a little something new into the pot.

Collectively the members have performed &/or recorded with respected artists such as:
Robert Plant
James Burton (Elvis Presley's guitarist)
Rosco Gordon (R&B hero to Bob Marley & Jimmy Cliff),
Robert Gordon (NY Cult Rockabilly star),
Van Morrison
Phil Lynott
Jeff Beck
Jimmy Page
James Hunter
The Big Town Playboys (One of Britain's most respected R&B combos),
Rodriguez (Detroit folk singer songwriter, 'Cold Facts' album with Marvin Gaye's band),
Lazy Lester (Blues legend),
Johnny Johnson (piano Great - on all of those Chuck Berry hits!),
Jools Holland
& others.

There are many famous feuding couples from Taylor & Burton to Amy & Blake- those whose sexual tensions, talents and the glare of the media spotlight have caused personal chaos. But we present the fore-runners of them all, and the most famous- Punch and Judy. Mr Punch and Ms Judy will be on hand to give relationship counselling.

We also have not 1 but 2 troupes of Bunnys Hunnys, world class magic from The Amazing Norvil & Josephine, Me (Bunny), beautiful contact juggling from Matt Hennem, dance from Dead Cirkus Cabaret and Natural Addiction. Hip Hop from Chromatone.
Plus DJs over 4 floors including Crash and Burn- the man with a huge knowledge of ALL music (frightening) will keep all parties dancing.
DJ Boop-Oop-A-Doop- Playing music from the 1920s to the 30s will help you step back in time.
Top floor playing tunes from the 70s to the noughties.